Study via osmosis

December 7, 2009

Here’s a fantastic strategy which has gotten me all through school; and can help you achieve passing grades! 😛 The strategy is called ‘study via osmosis’ and is actually used by many people naturally (although not to so great an effect).

There are a few steps you need to employ to ensure that the process goes smoothly. These are:

1. Remove all material related to the topic you must study from where you spend your time. This means no text books in your loungeroom, and definitely nothing near your bed.
2. Try to avoid all contact with people likely to talk about the subject. No lectures, tutes or study sessions allowed!

The purpose of avoiding the subject matter you want to learn is so that your brain has a low concentration of intelligence particles. This facilitates you to make the best use of the last phase.

3. Right before exams, move to an area where there are many people studying the subject, the more the better.
4. Relax.

What happens is, that as you relax in the area where people are studying the subject, intelligence particles move from the area of high concentration into your brain (which has a low concentration due to you removing contamination particles earlier). through the process of osmosis.

After spending a decent amount of time to allow the osmosis to take place, you can now go and get your at-least average mark on that exam! 🙂


One Response to “Study via osmosis”

  1. Pete said

    Worked for me, and there’s nothing wrong with… oh wait, I’m an arts student now. I’ll just go and cry myself to sleep.

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